March 2012
53 posts
When you're in a relationship.
staypozitive:
To girls:
be the girl your boyfriend never thought he’d get.
Be the keeper of his heart and never let him go.
To guys:
be the guy your girlfriend always fantasized and dreamed about.
Treat her right, don’t be afraid to show her how you feel.
To both:
Trust each other.
Put in equal effort.
February 2012
115 posts
Simon says jump.
Simon didn’t say land, you’re all out.
Me:
Everyone playing:
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Leaving your house and then realising half way on...
lulz-time:
I want to go homeeeeee
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That awkward moment when you're in that one class...
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and you’re just sitting there like
Contracts. Or Criminal Law. You see my point.
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That moment when you’re nice to someone, and they...
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When people are talking about diets
I’m just like:
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That awkard moment when your PE teacher is fatter...
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“No, how about you run a mile in under 8 minutes, you fat piece of sh*t.”
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When I buy a bag of chips..
Expectation:
Reality:
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@TeddieSpeaks: Homewreckers, →
tedeezy:
If you see a happy couple, leave them the fuck alone. Knowing that they’re already taken should tell you to back off, that you shouldn’t even try, that you should just get over them and move on to someone who is actually single. There’s a whole bunch of single people out there, why are you…
@TeddieSpeaks: If a guy likes you, →
tedeezy:
There is no reason why he wouldn’t make time to talk to you. Whether he has school or work, he could fit a simple text message to you in between that, not completely ignore you. If he has time updating his Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram etc, then there’s no excuse why he can’t text you….
When you’re home alone at night
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Two types of ‘cute’:
staypozitive:
Appearance - It’s their face, the way they dress or just their smile etc, which basically attracts you.
Personality - Where their personality is just adorable. From how they talk to you, the way they treat people and how they act towards you.
Governments that try to control the internet are...
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New York is an ugly city, a dirty city. Its climate is a scandal. Its politics...
– John Steinbeck (via brianalaemel)